Pool Slides for the 1%

How rich do you have to be to subscribe to Luxury Pools Magazine? I don’t know, because I’ve only read this snippet from them: “Splinterworks’ bespoke luxury waterslides double as works of art.”

Splinterworks is the company you go to if you’ve got €85,000 to drop on a slide for your pool and enjoy space travel as a hobby. Their slides come with “our own proprietary cooling system to ensure that all our slides remain slippy and safe to touch in hot weather.” And while the company offers stock metal or concrete designs…

…they can also handle custom commissions:

“We can work directly with you, your watershape designer or your contractor, to achieve the perfect design and installation.”

Watershape designer.

I went into the wrong subspecialty of ID.